March 2012
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February 2012
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Dawn better be coming soon, because things are getting pretty dark around here.
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Chelsey Moment #739013921
[on the phone, talking about Parks and Recreation and Breaking Bad]
Me: You can't compare Parks and Recreation to Breaking Bad. They're completely different types of shows. It's like comparing... horses and cows.
Ian: Wait, what did you say?
Me: Horses and cows!
Ian: [starts to laugh] I think the phrase you're looking for is "apples and oranges"....
Me: HORSES AND COWS WERE THE FIRST THING THAT CAME INTO MY HEAD OKAY
Ian: [still continues to laugh]
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“You can’t love anything more than something you miss.”
– Jonathan Safran Foer
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“Everyday I’m SHOVELIN’”
– My mother, regarding the foot of snow we received last night.
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I got a score of 42 bowling left handed! That’s almost what I get right handed! WOOT.
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One does not simply watch only one episode of Parks and Recreation at a time.
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I “accidentally” broke the No Meat on Friday rule because there was a free taco-in-a-bag lunch today in the student center. Worth it.
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Someone told me today, “Have you ever done ballet? Because you have great posture.” I was flattered, and said, “No, I haven’t. That is not the first time someone has asked me that, actually.” Have I mentioned I’ve spent [A GOOD AMOUNT OF] hours hunched over the computer today?
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“The Torches album by Foster the People is the worst album ever.”
– NO ONE EVER
“Fifteen to eighteen percent of girls under twelve now wear mascara, eyeliner and...”
– “How To Talk To Little Girls” by Lisa Bloom.:
(via silencexists)
(via kristinamarie)
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Lesson Learned
I left the library tonight around 10PM. As I was walking out to my car, a younger looking guy was trying to start his rape-mobile looking van (seriously, curtains and everything). I immediately start freaking out internally, since I had to walk by him in order to get to my car. To make matters worse, he turns to me as I’m walking by and asks, “Can you help me start my van?” In my...
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Read your textbooks. Read books for fun. Read the news. Read the back of your toothpaste tube. Always, always, always keep reading.
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The only for sure thing about life is that, someday, we die. We don’t know when, where, or how, but we all die. Life is a ticking time-bomb in that sense. What if I died today? What if, all of the sudden, I was gone forever - never having the chance to say goodbye to the people I love? That’s a scary thought, and yet, parents bury their children every day. Every single day. It may be...
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Four NDSU women died in a car crash yesterday. →
I didn’t know them, but some of my friends know them through their sorority. They’re my age. I might be going to NDSU next fall, so I could have met them, but now I won’t. I can’t even imagine the pain their loved ones are going through. I was traveling the same route they were yesterday. That could have been me and my family, but we made it home safely. Prayers for these...
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I’m mysterious in the fact that I don’t post a picture of what I’m eating, when I’m going to the gym, or how bored I am on Facebook.
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Every time I use chopsticks, I am reminded why I never use chopsticks. Train. Wreck.
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“Aw, that’s cute. That sounds like something you would put on your tumblr.”
– Ian, after I said, “I like being in your bubble.”
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