December 2011
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Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
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“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s...”
– Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation
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“She was a genius of sadness, immersing herself in it, separating its numerous...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated
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My boyfriend and I were discussing pant sizes:
Me: Men's pant sizes are so confusing... the inseam and all that junk.
Ian: Oh, and women's sizes aren't confusing? I don't even know what a size 4 means.
Me: You just go in order of either even or odd numbers... 0, 2, 4 - 1, 3, 5. It all depends on the store.
Ian: A size zero? How is that not confusing? "Yeahhh I'm size non-existant."
Me: Touche.
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“If there is such a thing as marriage, it takes place long before the ceremony:...”
– Simon Van Booy, (Love Begins in Winter)
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Me at 2PM: “I’m going to be productive and go to the gym tonight!” Me tonight: *sitting in my sweats, watching trash TV and downing an entire bag of M&M’s by myself*
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At this time tomorrow night,
My bf/bf (boyfriend/best friend) will finally be home. I’ve waited for this for nearly 4 months, and I have to admit, I’m a little nervous. How will I react when I see him in the airport? Will I cry? Probably. Will I squeal like a little girl and make a fool of myself? Probably. Will I nearly squeeze the living daylight out of him? Probably. Will I be the happiest girl on the planet?...
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“This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...”
– Relevant magazine (via charliebravo)
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If girls were as nice to each other as they are in...
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